I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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