This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
