im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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