is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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