these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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