youre lurking in front of me
this beer tastes like vomit already
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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