just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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