Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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