what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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