This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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