one might say we're banned from that church
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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