STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
You are the jesus of drinking
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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