Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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