white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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