New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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