He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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