I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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