do herpes really smell.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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