"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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