Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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