I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i think i have herpe
just one?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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