I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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