How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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