Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It's blow job season.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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