dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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