She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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