Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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