I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
even my farts smell like vagina
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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