what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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