oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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