just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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