Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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