Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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