If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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