ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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