Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He did a backflip because drugs
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