sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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