Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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