i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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