I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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