mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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