I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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