so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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