yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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