i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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