$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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