i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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