Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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