I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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