butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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