matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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