Someone shit on the floor
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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