just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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