Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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