What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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